Carry it like you mean it.
Crafted from durable 12 oz heavy cotton canvas, this tote combines sharp humor with everyday function. The natural, unbleached weave feels substantial in hand and holds its structure, while the flat-corner silhouette keeps everything sitting neatly — from groceries to books to daily essentials.
Wide, reinforced self-fabric handles rest comfortably on the shoulder, built to handle real weight without losing shape. Available in classic natural or bold black, the clean typography stands out without trying too hard.
Use it for errands, bookstore runs, commutes, or weekend markets.
Practical. Structured. Slightly confrontational — in the best way.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; available in natural and black
- Blank product sourced from India; adult-sized
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
